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You're the cat's pajamas.
When you've got a friend who's just the bees-knees, this card is the Real McCoy. Buy in bulk today for all those ultra keen mammas and pappas in your life. No one wants be the wet blanket who doesn't spread the love.
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You're so fly.
Ribbit. Ribbit. Jump on over to the buy button and order some delightful little froggies who keep on hopping after you send them out. The recipient can cut off their card, then pass the rest to someone they think is so fly.
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happy birthday, stud.
No one can demean a budding young buck--or even the burliest of men--like great-aunt Frita. It's a fact: even Chuck Norris has his cheek pinched at family gatherings. If you can't be there to embarrass him this year, the least you can do is send it to him by mail! It's your duty, and we're here to help.
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me is crazy attracted to you.
Perfect for the witty but grammatically challenged "other" in your life. For a little something extra, give this one several times to the same person. They'll be REALLY confused, and try to be nice. Totally awkward. Guaranteed.
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They were dumbfounded: hearts were literally coming out of their heads.
"Hearts" is an existential exploration of the bird-subconscious. It begs deep and difficult questions about the birds' world-view, sense of "reality," and indeed truth itself. Are hearts truly exiting the crania of the bewildered birds, or could they be hallucinations brought forth by a premature push from the nest?
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