May 2008
Posted by adam on May 27, 2008 in Uncategorized
Grease up that pasty white bod, it’s time to hit the pool deck! But make sure you’re rockin’ the SPF 45 lest you find yourself at work on Monday an embarrassing shade of blistery crimson, shiny and wreaking of aloe.
Posted by adam on May 26, 2008 in Obscure Holidays
Today we remember the first American woman to go into space. The rest of us can only imagine how cool that would be. Send somebody a card with a note that says “Don’t you wish you were as cool as Sally Ride? Sucks for you.”
Posted by nate on May 24, 2008 in Obscure Holidays
Tap tap tappitty tap. We’ll be dancing on tables today and making tap noises with our mouths because we don’t own any tap shoes, but don’t want to miss out on the fun. If you’ve got the shoes, then you’d better use ‘em.
Posted by nate on May 23, 2008 in Obscure Holidays
Blech! This is one day we could do without. But if you’re incredibly fancy or French, then you can have all the escargot we won’t be eating.
Posted by nate on May 22, 2008 in Obscure Holidays
O utside looking hawt in penny loafers, we’re not too sure what you can do with a penny these days.
Oh! We’ve got it, you can get 299 friends together, then all chip in and buy a postcard to share. Brilliant.